YAT-YAS: You Ain't Tracks, You Ain't Shit

"if you're bored go look for my boyfriend who is doing his EMV right now...."

Asked by Anonymous

OOOOOOOR I could slam my fucking dick in the door of an up-armored HUMVEE… both would elicit the same feeling on my behalf.

First off, you sent this as anon. So even if i wanted too i dont know who’s boyfriend i am looking for.

2.) what makes you think I would want to even know your boyfriend? If he is doing his EMV now then he is one of the people that piss me off on a daily basis…which already makes me want to hit him in the chops. 

C.) get fucked.

And last but not least, if I am bored I am gonna play video games, read a book, go on an epic adventure with my boy Sempersometimes, or sit on my bed and stare at the wall. I sure as shit am not wandering all over the fucking desert looking for some mystery Marine so I can do what exactly? Ask him if he likes MRE’s? I don’t give a shit about him. That’s your job. 

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  1. semperfriday posted this